Get HUMBLED….

So, it’s the weekend, right? I decide, “I’m gonna grab my Dad, Tony, and take him out for some fun.” And with that in mind, I settled on a rapid paced, high stakes intense round of miniature golf.

Now, had I known that my Dad was a closet minigolfer at heart, I would have decided on something much less extreme. But, he said, “Wow, I haven’t done that in years!” LIAR!! I KNOW he’s been playing on his off hours every day for the last 12 years. How do I know? BECAUSE HE LAID THE SMACK DOWN ON ME!!!

There I was all ready to take it easy on my POP, when WHAM! I get a ball to the head, club to the foot and spun like a top on starbucks. He’d say things like, “Hey how did THAT happen?” …as the ball sank into the hole like there was some sort of James Bond Magnet dug inside.

The Lighthouse,… I GOT SLAMMED. The MAYAN GARDEN,… I got smoked. THE PSYCHO HOUSE! I GOT BOXED AND SENT TO THE CLEANERS!!!

My Dad. Best dood on the planet. Only, I think I’ll take him to something simple and easy next time, like an Alcatraz Dig, Dive and Dash event… Or maybe get him on TV…

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