Fireball’s Cool Designs of the Week!

Yea, some interesting things appeared this week in design, although some of it came and went kinda quick. But here’s what caught my eye and a lil’ somthin’ from the Fireball. Ready,… Set,… GO!

1. THE MORGAN LIFECAR

DesignMorganLifecar

This is really cool, although LIFECAR seems to be a name given to a type of car that includes some sort of Paramedic activity. Actually, that could be cool. Imagine heading to your harem when your ticker begins to give you a palpatation or two. TADA! The Lifecar! Stick you fingers in the appropriate “LifeHoles” on the “LifeWheel” steering apparatus and ZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP! Ticker Re-Start!

Off to the “LifeHarem” you go… Done.

2. THE CITROEN ECOLUX

DesignCitroenEcoLux

Ecolux. Now, that’s a word. As in Economy and Luxury. Okay, here we go. A Luxuriously appointed interior that was cheap to build. Not. Carbon Fiber inserts that are really… Carmen Electra Fiber Inserts. (That could work?) Then, Diamond encrusted foot pedals that are actually sequins that are reflecting the dog doo from the underside of your foot, in just such a way as to make you feel all rich and cozy inside. (Wow, that is actually a really good idea. Note to Fireball: Trademark “DiamondDoo.”™)

3. SURROGATES POSTER

DesignSurrogates

Ok, not a car, but sick in a whole I gotta have one of these Surrogate thingies soon. In a whole creepy cool sorta way. And yes, there will be cars, car crashes and total destruction. It’s got Bruce Willis, and he likes cars. Did I mention it’s got cars?

4. THE FIREBALL STEALTHVETTE

DesignStealthVette

Corvettes are birds right? (Or is it a fish?) Whatever. THIS, is a super-spy, super-dooper thingamajig that you’ll never see coming. And, it’s sanctioned by Northrop Grumman. Well, what I mean is, I have a friend at Northrop who liked it. And I gave him a shirt, so that was nice. …. I’m sorry, I’m off track. What was I saying?

5. THE CAYAGO MAGNUM

DesignCayago

If there was a cool car that went under water, then this puppy is it. 35mph and reefs become a blur, electric eels look like flashbulbs and that shark? The Great White one? Yea, I’d steer clear of him. He goes a bit faster and you look like a steak. My only concern on this one is that I’m not sure which direction it goes?

6. THE TORQUE OMATA

DesignTorqueOmata

Yea, this is bitchin.’ And not everything gets the word “bitchin'” from me. I mean, it takes something seriously cool to be bitchend, right? And what about this car that gets the bitchiness bitchin’ award? Um….    ….Well, …it’s got wood on the outside and it’s curvy. Ok, whatever, but when I first saw it, I said “What’s that?” That’s worth something, right? Bitchin.’

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