Fireball ATTACKED by Disney Bears!

So yesterday, I headed with JF to Downtown Disney for a big cheese meeting. Why? Oh, man… when you guys hear about this, you’re gonna go kookoo…

BUT! While we were waiting for the meeting, we went and had some excellent coffee in the Storytellers Cafe at The Grand Californian Hotel. (Awesome joe, btw) But, as I sipped my hot beverage, I WAS ATTACKED!!! FROM EVERY ANGLE!! …And here’s how it happened…

FADE IN:

FT and JF stroll on into the cafe. Totally innocent. Quick cuts as they sit, order, FT scratches his goatee, then…

RANDOM FAST CUTS:

FT suddenly gets ATTACKED by a HUGE BEAR from behind. His reaction is one of SHOCK! Real shock!! JF instantly yanks out his clawed fingers to attack the impending doom! But he’s no match for the soft burly bear! FT grabs the two bears by the biceps, screams in horror at the size… realizing he’s outmatched! Then…

CUT TO:

Real insanity ensues! FT is double teamed by famous acorn stealers CHIP & DALE! Zoiks!

Time passes in rat-a-tat-tat light flashes as the battle is suddenly interrupted by …the WAITER. Serving toast!!! Is it real toast? Will Fireball escape the clutches of the scawee bears and the curiously smiling Chipmunks? Stay tooned…

FADE OUT.

Why, we barely escaped with our lives! …And my coffee. THEN? We went in and had a great meeting…

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