Hey, it’s a Wooden Car, duh

Ok… it’s wood. From a tree. I mean, what do you really say about a car made of wood. Should I ask…

1) Do you use a lemon based polish?

2) Does it have a secret drawer like the President’s Resolute Desk?

3) Wow, that would look cool if it caught on fire… (Ok, that’s not actually a question… so this one doesn’t officially count. But… okay fine… let’s make it a question)

3a) What would it look like if it caught on fire? (Better, I’m sure you’ll agree)

4) Is this worth continuing? No.

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