Terminator attacks the GARAGE…

Went into the garage yesterday and nearly had my head blown clean off! I’m not kidding. And that was before I even got out of the car! Damn visor… And THEN…

I walked into the back… and saw this cool Terminator that appeared OUT OF NOWHERE.. It’s for sale at a whoppin’ $150K, so if you have a bug to have some serious security, then give us a call. It’s fully functional by remote and will keep those narly neighbors at bay when they want to come over to borrow something. (So lame… like borrowing sugar is gonna keep us from knowing that they are CIA.)

Until then, it’s protecting the classic cars from rats. BLAM!