In the NAVY, you can sail to the Bu…

Woke up the other day to find that the NAVY had pulled into Malibu for some R&R. Big celebration.

Now, what’s interesting about this is that several titan boat owners have perused the waters off the Bu recently. Some very serious vessels. Billionaires with a lot of time on their hands. But when the NAVY pulled in, it made their massive vessels look like wee ships in a bottle.

You could almost hear the whimpers as those billionaire big cheeses turned and head for the nearest Starbucks for a single shot espresso after they saw that naval beast. Oh no,… no triple mocha half caf compressed zero nonfat latte-presso at 86 degrees for them! Can you hear the subtle sound of Macho Men singing? I knew that you could…

Welcome to Bu, boys…

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