TRANSFORMERS Reviewed…

Um… Went with my buddy John Tobin to see Transformers. Why? Because John played Nixon. Yes, he played a crook. So, we went to see him and laughed all the way until… my head exploded from all the CG effects. Gee, let me see how many robots and action sequences and gobblywobbly goobly dumbass jokes there were. Um…

…Ok, forget that. I can’t count that high.

In one word. Atoomucha… (Yes, that IS a word. STOP IT!)

And next time, Bay needs a script and not a shot list. But hey, it was a Transformers movie and not an Academy Nominee. Unless… you want to call it TransformerGump? Then, John could play the lead? (That was a joke, JT!)

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