WRATH OF THE TITANS Posters highlight… um, Titans.

Ok, so there’s bad guys. I get that. But Perseus has to battle all these doods? And he’s like …tiny, right? I mean, way tiny compared to these gargantuans. So… let’s suspend belief here for a second. Um,… maybe a minute.

Perseus, who’s like a normal dood. Takes his sword and swaggars it at these titans… killing them all.

Ok.

Like… that’s just silly. Should I just get in line to not see it? Nope,… I’m goin…’ ’cause I gotta see how he does this. I mean.. like, he doesn’t even have a car! What’s up with that?

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