Fireball Pop busts out his JEDI self…

Wow, didn’t see this coming. But, when I went to see MI4 the other day, in walked Darth Maul. I mean, the real dude! And he was super pissed…

Must’ve been that either he didn’t get the right size popcorn he wanted or he found something unexpected and alive in his JujyFruits, …because he pulled out his double saber and started having it with the candy guy. Laser bobbed him WAY into tomorrow. Hit the dude so hard that he bent his saber!! Bummer…. Do you know what those things cost?

But, as my Pop is one for justice, he stepped in like most Pops do to have a word with the Sithster. He’s just that way. (You should see what he did when I stole his Eggo.) And so,… they didn’t see eye to eye and it was time for some saberness. (Like, is that even a word?) And my Pop showed him a thing or two as he whipped that blue puppy like a wiener dog after a ball park frank! Mauled Mr High and Tattoo’d back to his Death Star Bunk Bed in tears. (Can you visualize this?)

Almost felt sorry for the lil’ guy. But what does he expect, going out in public wearing a dress? I mean, c’mon…

Star Wars Episode 1….In the real 3D.

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