HAPPY ST PATRICKS DAY… a day to go green.

Pinch

Ok, so if you don’t wear green, you’ll get pinched. I say, that should be the rule for every day…

Why? ‘Cause pinching is fun. Imagine being on the Subway and someone just comes up to you and pinches you for not wearing green. Or how about not “being” green. I say, if you throw trash on the ground, I’m gonna pinch you. If you leave your crap on the beach, I’m gonna pinch you. If you get stupid and ruin it for others, you’re gonna get a pinch.

So, as St. Paddy used to say, “My lil’ fat fingers are poised for a pinchin.” Not sure he really said that, but whatever.

HAVE AN AWESOME DAY, MY FINE FEATHERED GREENHEADS!

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