NEWSFLASH! Bride of Frankenstein steals husband’s BENTLEY!!
THIS JUST IN! REAL NEWS!! The Bride of Frankenstein escaped her Transylvannia Castle this morning after her flat-domed husband launched into a tirade after finding a spider in his coffee.
“He was simply furious,” Bride said. “I haven’t seen him this way since the Villagers posted that pict of him getting a haircut in town. He’s got a temper!”
Bride’s joyride in the 800hp Bentley led her to a cafe in the Bulgaria Forest. Great Lattes we’re told…
