Ok, if you clicked this because of the title, I’ve got a brand new Corvette C8 available for $1. Just need your CC#.

But if you know us here at FIREBALL PUBLISHING, you know that things here can get very wacky. Case in point, there were these Hillbillies from… well, where do Hillbillies come from? Oh… the Ozarks naturally.

And up in OZ, they poked their sticks in the ground and out came… an abundance of ELECTRICITY! So they all piled into their EV RV Vdub Bus and headed west.

Now they live in a Mansion in 90210. Chickens and all. Right next door to someone named Musk. Sheesh. Some people have all the luck.

Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,
And then one day he was shootin’ at some food,
And up through the ground come an electric crude.

Power that is, EV Power, Ozark Electricity…

Well the first thing you know ol Jed’s a millionaire,
The kinfolk said “Jed move away from there”
Said “Californy is the place you ought to be”
So they loaded up the VDub Bus and they moved to Beverly

Hills, that is. Swimmin pools, Elon Musk.

Old Jed bought a mansion, lordy it was swank
Next door neighbor’s the president of the bank.
Lotta folks complaining but the banker found no fault
‘Cause all Jed’s millions, was a-sitting in the vault!

Redemption funds. Apple Stock and bonds.

Well now it’s time to say good bye to Jed and all his kin.
And they would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin in.
You’re all invited back next week to this locality
To have a heapin helpin of their hospitality

Hillbilly that is. Set a spell, Take your shoes off.

Y’all come back now, y’hear?

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