Ok, so it’s not actually totally MY ship. Well, in all truth, it’s not my ship at all. In fact, if I got closer than these photos, they’d probably shoot me…. IN THE HEAD. Or maybe just wound me by aiming for the knee caps. ‘Course, a shoulder blow would suck, too. That would hurt mucho…

Ok, maybe in the head would be best. That way, it’s lights out. For good. Unless, the slug got logged between my pituitary and adreanal glands. Wait… Is that in the head? Like, is that anywhere near the head at all??

Ok, fine. I’m goin’ for the knees. Straight blow off the knee caps, squeal like a pig for a while and then crawl my bloody stumpness to the Emergency room. Do they handle knees there? Maybe I should call first? Do they skype?

Um…

I think I’m lost now. Was there a point to this? Ok, whatever… it’s a cool boat owned by a rich Russian dood. And I’m goin’ swimmin…’ later. After it leaves.

If you went to the REDSTER Reveal Party, you probably will find a photo of yourself being handcuffed by our security team. No kidding. Check ‘em out…

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Well, it’s official. Cat’s outta the bag and there’s no stopping it. REDSTER is here to stay… Join the REDSTER FACEBOOK PAGE for all upcoming BUILD EPISODES starting next week, but they will be featured on everywhere from Autoblog to Car Domain.

Yesterday’s launch was a huge success with more than 250 in attendance. Doods from Star Car Central and Knights of the West Coast all came in for a huge party. Official photos will be coming in all week, but for now… here’s some shots that are cool.

We had visitors from all over the country as Uncle Joe Benson opened the show. Man, that dood was awesome… Then came the food, girls, cars, root beer and THE REDSTER.

Great shots coming from our photodood Frank Filipponio soon, but here’s some things that went on and the VIP AfterParty at Hard Rock Cafe CityWalk.

Glass, Pinstriping, Engine Mods, Wheels, Tires and about 10,000 other things! OMG!!! This is turning out to be the coolest ride of the Century, and it’s only 2010!!! Okay, so I have 90 more years to do something better, but it’s gonna be tough after this one.

And for the next 2 days, your assignment is… Go to AutoTrader Classics and buy yourself a ride!

Stay tuned here for EXCLUSIVE SHOTS of the REDSTER REVEAL PARTY!!

Now, I finally like Morgans. IF, this is what they intend to do.

Morgans, up until now, have been a little funky. Almost like putting two cars together and getting… well, …funky. But these concepts are very stylish and evoke a unique treatment to Morgan. The only factor is, now many car company’s actually make their initial concepts? How many actually do what’s on the paper?

We’ll see, but so far, so good.

Cats’s outta the bag! …kinda.

Invites have gone out for the World Premiere of the AutoTrader Classics REDSTER. This is a Press and Sponsor only event, but you’ll see the result of it directly after. Unless… you’re Press or a Sponsor, duh.

This Hollywood Event will be off the hook with tons of cool things happening. High Level Security, Roller Skating Beauties, SuperCool Cars, oh… and I almost forgot. The REDSTER, and all Hosted by Uncle Joe Benson of KLOS.

Teaser Trailer #3 will be released this week… but keep an eye out here for EXCLUSIVE BEHIND THE SCENES UPDATES!!

What is it???