TRANSFORMERS Reviewed…

Um… Went with my buddy John Tobin to see Transformers. Why? Because John played Nixon. Yes, he played a crook. So, we went to see him and laughed all the way until… my head exploded from all the CG effects. Gee, let me see how many robots and action sequences and gobblywobbly goobly dumbass jokes there were. Um…

…Ok, forget that. I can’t count that high.

In one word. Atoomucha… (Yes, that IS a word. STOP IT!)

And next time, Bay needs a script and not a shot list. But hey, it was a Transformers movie and not an Academy Nominee. Unless… you want to call it TransformerGump? Then, John could play the lead? (That was a joke, JT!)

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Hollywood and Star Cars invade GOLF CLASSIC…

Fireball and the Bogester...

What a spectacular event!

This past Friday was “THE WORLD FAMOUS MALIBU GOLF CLASSIC” where hundreds of people converged for fun, golf, cars and babes. Hollywood Stars even rose from the grave to attend this puppy! And with great sponsors like REACTOR WATCHES, LEI LANA, DUKES OF MALIBU and BIOMETICS, the festivities rocked.

There was a performance by the hot new artist Hannah Mulholland, Megastar Humphrey Bogart (Celebrity Impersonator, John Tobin) and a slew of MOVIE CARS from the bad boys of STAR CAR CENTRAL. They brought in cars from Starsky and Hutch, Herbie, Vanishing Point and Adam 12.

All in all, a wild event with Golf Kart Drifting and awesome play action. A “Fireball Tim’s WORLD OF CARS” episode will appear here in the coming weeks, but check out last year’s episode here.

The new episode will have all the golf, drifting and a few completely outta control Golf Karters… (Yes, I’m serious.) Big thanks to all who attended and made a huge difference for the charity!!

If you can’t see the gallery of photos, click here.

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Fireball and the BOGIE…

Bogie and the Fireball

Well, I’m very fortunate to be able to hang out with a lot of famous types. You know, Tom Hanks, Russell Crowe, Pamela Anderson. (Just some of the ones I DON’T hang with, duh.) But, every now and then, I get to hang out with true superstars. I mean, BIG stars. So big, they’re eternal. Even God has to step down when THIS dood steps up.

Yes, folks. This is Bogie. Or as I call him, “The Bogester.” Or, “Boginator.” Maybe, ‘Bogalicious.” Or would you believe, just BOGE. Yea, me and Bogie are >< this close. In fact, this shot was taken on set for my new show, “L240aciq3uruhfgu.” (If you can decipher that, you win.) Yes, the show is a secret, and how Bogie stays fit even after he’s a goner is a mystery.

But rest assure, it’s gonna be cool…

Oh, and btw, Bogie is actually super cool actor JOHN TOBIN. (Like, you really thought it was Bogie…)