Some wee Holiday Humor… KEEP IT SAFE PEOPLE!


An elderly man in Oklahoma calls his son in New York and says, “I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 45 years of marriage… and that much misery is enough!”

“Dad, what are you talking about?” the son yells!

“We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” dad explains. “We’re sick of each other, and I’m sick of talking about this. So you call your sister in Hong Kong and tell her!”

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. “Like heck they’re getting divorced,” she shouts! “I’ll take care of this.”

She calls her father immediately, and screams at him, “You are not getting divorced!! Don’t do a single thing until I get there! I’m calling my brother back, and we’ll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don’t do a thing, you hear me?!” And she hangs up the phone.

The dad also hangs up and then turns to his wife. “Okay,” he says. “It’s all set! They’re both coming for Christmas and paying for their own air-fare!”