Day One in the CAYMAN R…

Although this Cayman is kinda lime green, and although it’s a 2 seater, …and although it took me 2 hours to realize that there were cup holders… Day One was what I would officially call “zippy.” Now, being one in control of my ego, at least today… Zippy is a word I’m choosing because it represents fun. SO, let there be zippiness.

And I’m all about that. Duh. BUT… being an avid coffee-holic, or what I would call JavaMeister (That one’s for my Dad) I neeeeeed cup holders. And since this Cayman is a track ready race car, it looked like I was sh*t out of luck. BUT LO!!

I found the secret cup slot! AFTER TWO HOURS!!! I MEAN… WHAT THE HECK, MAN!!! AM I JUST WACKED… or do I like my cup holders? Hm.

And it’s a cool design… leaving me to believe there are other top secret doodads in this green thunderator. Like the Plasmatic Regulatory ShiftMonginator. PRS. More coming…

PORSCHE CAYMAN R headed to the Fireball Pad…

Currently, I’m editing an episode of Season 2 for RIDE ALONG. And it’s the Chevy Volt. Now, you’d think… “What’s so cool about this car?” Well, you’re gonna find out soon because it really blew my socks clean off. (Then I had to go pick them up…)

But, the boys at PORSCHE wanted to get in on the action, too… so Thursday, a brand new $81K Cayman R is arriving at the Fireball Pad. Wups… in Peridot no less, just like this one. Looks like I need to bring out the carving knife.

What to do… what to do…