Fireball reviews SALT…

Action, action… oh, and more action!! Only, in all that action, there’s something missing. Let’s see…

Salt is a Russian Spy. No wait. An American from North Korea who’s a Russian Spy, that… kills Russian guys… oh, and American guys… only she never eats, sleeps or goes pee pee. But she DID dye her hair, so that’s good.

Well, despite those teeny little issues, SALT is pretty good. It’s heart pumpin,’ it’s sexy, it’s got cool action sequences full of metal crunching vehicular contraptions that Salt jumps from… check it.

She escapes custody… Jumps on top of a Semi… Leaps to an Oil Tanker… Cartwheels to a Moving truck… Flies off and rips some dood off his motorcycle and hauls ass away from 400 FBI, CIA, NSA, PBS, ABC and Facebook Doods with superior ammo. All this, …in a beanie and backpack.

Oh then! Get this. She single handedly breaks into the White House Bunker eight stories down and beats the crap out of every CIA… I mean Facebook Agent that stupidly walks through the door! Cool!!! That’s AWESOME!!!

Angelina Jolie. She’s my hero. Go see it, ’cause it’s mindless fun and she’s had a blast doing it.

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UNSTOPPABLE Trailer…

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Only 3 weeks ’til THE REDSTER busts out!!

August 28th marks the WORLD PREMIERE of the AutoTrader Classics REDSTER…

What is it???

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Morgan at MONARCH BEACH Car Show…

Funky. That’s what this car is. Just plain funky… Would I buy one? No… If I did, would I get it in this color? No… Do I hate it? No… it’s just funky. And that’s why it’s here… Oh, and it has MINI Cooper headlights.

Photos: John Faulkner

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What’s missing in this picture??

Ok, I want you to read this. It’s important…

Never in my life have I had such a phenomenal experience as I’ve had in the last few days. And it began last Wednesday…

I’m in Corvallis, Oregon. Why? Because I was recommended to a Dentistry up here that was truly unique. Only, far more unique than I ever could have imagined.

We all know what it’s like to go to the Dentist. Scary. Painful. Hot Sweats… But when my buddy Chris Hubbard from LifeTime Oil Filter recommended me seeing his long time friend Chris Wood… Dentist Extraordinaire, I took him up. Never… never, have I met such a tremendous group of people as the ones who run Dixon Creek Dental. I literally flew to Portland, drove down with CH to Corvallis and began a journey …of love.

When I was a kid, 2nd grade, I had a fight with the asphalt and lost. Knocked my teeth out all over the street. Since then, I’ve had a bridge. One on a retainer, and several cemented in. But over the years, I’ve had some dental challenges that resulted in me having to take some action. I’d been thinking seriously of doing this for the last year but wanted to avoid the pain.I figured ther’d be a lot.

Arriving at the Dental office in Corvallis, I was greeted by Doc Chris, assistants Tiffany and Laura and eventually Lab Master Steve from the O’Brien Dental Lab. Their warmth and kindness was overwhelming. The place was beautiful. NOT something you receive from a Dental office.

Over the next three days, my teeth went through one of the most advanced technical processes in the industry. Computer Imaging, Laser Light, Digital Milling and more. I had never seen anything like it. But beyond all the tech was a family of people so warm and inviting that they accepted me as one of their own. Even little Sam treated me like an Uncle. (Today’s her birthday.) All as if I was a brother they were working on. …And we had fun.

We all have to go to the dentist. We all have dental issues. We all have to make choices. And we are all a product of our choices. What we believe is what’s true for us. And I believe that this group of people is the very best at what they do. Why?

…Because they love it. And because they love it, they gave me a gift. The gift of an experience I’ll never forget. And I want to thank each one of them for that.Now, you may scoff at the idea that one would go to the dentist and have a good time. How could that happen? Well, all I can say is that I will never go anywhere else. My family is here.

If you need work done on your teeth, there is no one better than Chris Wood and his team. The girls are gentle and kind. They will raise your confidence to new heights… and smile the whole way.

Thank you, guys. My appreciation isn’t enough. But now, I am an Official Smile Millionaire…

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LET ME IN Trailer…

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SUCKER PUNCH Trailer…

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Utah has a Concours???

Yup. Thanks to my buddy, JoePep, I now know that Utah has a Concours Show. It isn’t just all Mormon Churches, great skiing and cool scenery! And with rides like these, it’s a must for cardiggers in that area.

Now, most Concours shows can be all stuffy, but c’mon! Look at that purple beast below!! How unstuffy is that??

UTAH CONCOURS… Cool.

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AutoTrader Classics Shoots and SCORES!

Shooting a commercial is always fun. Especially when there’s cool cars. And this shoot was no different…

My partner JF headed to Mission Viejo for a 6am call to hang with AutoTrader Classics Head Honcho, Don Dixon. And after 12 cups of coffee, they rolled cameras. (That’s a joke, Don. I know it was only 8 cups…)

But, since cars are our thing, we had expert car delivery guru Chris from CVS bring down some cool rides for the shoot. A smokin’ blue Chevy Malibu SS Convertible and a $140K Shelby Mustang!

What’s the spot gonna look like? Well, with cars like these, they can’t go wrong. I had Chris deliver the Mustang back to my place.. 😉

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PRIEST Trailer…

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FIREBALL TIM GARAGE

Hollywood Automotive Concept Art

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